All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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