He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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