She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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