I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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