Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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