And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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