This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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