YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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