Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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