He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
