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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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