Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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