I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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