Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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