omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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