cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
one might say we're banned from that church
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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