doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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