and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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