Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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