We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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