The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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