is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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