whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
The ass gains better be worth it
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