Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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