Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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