he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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