i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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