Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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