is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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