She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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