maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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