hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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