That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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