I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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