Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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