Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
