I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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