Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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