I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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