BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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