Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So vagazzling was a success
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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