Pappa wants mamma naked
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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