two words: eviction party
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
being pregnant is like rehab
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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