Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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