Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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