How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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