is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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