Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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