I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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