my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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