I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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