don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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