im having a threesome with these popsicles
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My Sexting was not on an AP level
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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