CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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